A arrogant, selfish, low life piece of dog tird who thinks they are God's gift to women and men too in sure. A greedy manipulator who only cares for himself and doesn't care who he uses along the way. And older guy usually like to act like they are still young and tries to be something like a Larry hover or big meech.
OMG my daughter is sick in a hospital and her husband is out not riding in her car with another women I can't believe he's being such a Jeff
by Juicytay April 7, 2017
A: Eh You know Jeff?
B: Ya he always with that guy Webster eating pork and a guy called AA which keeps following him.
B: Ya he always with that guy Webster eating pork and a guy called AA which keeps following him.
by You know ughh October 31, 2016
World record holder for penis size (length). Measuring 34" in a flaccid state, Jeff cannot achieve an erection without running the risk of death due to low blood flow to the brain. A true tragedy.
Damn, Jeff is 34" long soft, but he can't get hard. I guess he'll just have to use it for tether ball or something.
by Cunnilinguist11 May 13, 2014
by The White Amur February 15, 2014
A 200 lb fat fuck, that thinks he’s good at football. He also has an abnormally huge mole on his face, with his mop hair.he also tried to die once and brought the whole rope down with him. He also goes from girl to girl and uses them to make others jealous. He is also a school shooter
by Hoebelll December 30, 2019
1. A person who does stupid things with little disregard for anyone else.
2. An arrogant and/or ignorant person.
2. An arrogant and/or ignorant person.
Her: Did you see that asshat throw his Mountain Dew can out the window?
Him: Yeah, what a total Jeff.
Him: Yeah, what a total Jeff.
by Horsemeat McBeef December 17, 2016