When a girl fucks her dad on the regular in exchange for money and cars
Bro i here that chick gets HUGE incestment form her dad.

WHOA NO WAY DUDE.
by toxic cowZ April 15, 2018
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A blood relative with enough beauty to warrant serious contemplation of sexual relations.
I haven't seen my cousin Jessica since we were kids...fuck me running - she's incestable!
by Alison Chaynes May 22, 2009
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The way the British royal family keeps itself German.
It is illegal for any member of the British family to marry anyone who isn't a blood relative. (Thanks to the 'Royal marriage act' of 1716) Even lady diana was a distant cousin.
by black flag July 14, 2004
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When two family members have sex. I'm not saying that they have to be in/from Albama but hey, almost always are.
wow, that kid is retarded
ya, his parents are from albama
ohh, its because of incest
no shit sherlock
by E81LY May 26, 2019
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To really, really, really love your family.
It's good incest when I can't stop thinking about my aunt!
by Jose Melendez September 29, 2007
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When somebody has sex with a member of their own family. When in doujinshi or fanfics, when two characters who belong to the same family, do such a forbidden action seen as wrong by many, but consensually because they are in love with each other, it automatically hyperboosts the quality of the doujinshi/fic. In real life, there is a level of controversy regarding incest. People in America can't do it, even in a consensual manner, by law, the British Royal Family has to do it by law, and some places probably don't even give a fuck whether you do it or not, as long as both partners wanted to do it, therefore no one being raped. When a lot of people think incest, they think deformed children and rape. But, birth control + consent of both partners = the right to declare a stereotype that anti-incest laws revolve around, false. Incest = redneck? Not necessarily. Anyone from any walk of life could be practicing incest. If somebody falls in love with a family member, you know sex will most likely be involved, therefore stereotype #2 has been declared false.
If they both are in love with each other, ain't a damn thing wrong with it, is there?
by Hand Hanzo April 18, 2005
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My cells are same as your cells,
Your cells are same as mine.
If you don't mind me sayin',
I think your ass is fine.

You've got our Mummy's body
You've got our Daddy's eyes.
But where, oh, where di you get
Those breasts of such great size?

From 'Incest is Best' by Fearcher Maclean
by hermaphrodite June 5, 2004
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