God

If he is so good and powerful, why is the world so fucked up?

"I refused to pray to a god who would allow rainforests to be destroyed in order to make grazing room for cows who would later become Quarter Pounders for the ignorant masses who worship that symbol of all that is evil, Ronald McDonald." - Mia Thermompolis, Princess Diaries.

by alldirtyhoessuckdick April 24, 2010

God

A fictioanl character who starred in the hit book 'The Bible', which certain morons consider to be truth. He enjoys smiting and raping countries with low self-esteem.

And God said "No Jesus, I am your father"

by mrpittsdemeister July 13, 2009

God

If used with a capital 'G', usually this is referring to the creator and sustainer of all things both living, material in nature, and spiritual.
When spelled with a lowercase 'g', the word is usually referring to a power or spirit that is less powerful than the previous mentioned "God".

Capital 'G': All glory and praise be to God most high.
Lowercase 'g': Our god Buddha will never be enough for eternal life.

by JNR83 April 21, 2005

God

Famous author of The Bible.

I read God's The Bible and couldn't sleep for days.

by MusicalHysteria January 12, 2015

God

Not an escape from my everyday problems, but the strength to face them. Not something to scare me into submission, but a friend I can count on.

God pwnz

by Paleolithic1000 March 28, 2004

God

Someone whom athletes always thank when they win, but never mention when they lose. (George Carlin)

"God made me trip behind the line of srrimmage."

by Anonymous March 02, 2003

God

A character in fictional novel.

Several fictional books contain fictional characters. God is no different.

by Gordon Freeman is my boyfriend October 31, 2004