Basically Microsoft's next big fat console that allows blood-thirsty players to play blood-filled killing games. Will emulates incredible details and graphics of death, mutilation, blood, infiltration, conspiration, explosion, planet novas, killing and prostitution. You will have to choice between two packs: $300 for the console, a card, a wired controller and a frisbee, or the damn expensive so-good-its-from-microsoft $400 that contains everything you need in your life.
Ideal for the asswhole family.
Ideal for the asswhole family.
-hey man i cant wait for xbox360 to come out!!1
-what games are you looking for?
-games?! for cares about games look i can play my rap music while i shoot pedestrians in the head before their children
-your sick
-fuck you bitch look at those graphics you can see the organs falling out form their bodies!!1
-what games are you looking for?
-games?! for cares about games look i can play my rap music while i shoot pedestrians in the head before their children
-your sick
-fuck you bitch look at those graphics you can see the organs falling out form their bodies!!1
by alekies August 27, 2005
A console created by Microsoft and Bill Gates when they realized the Xbox wasn't bringing them enough money. The Xbox 360 has graphics that are only slightly better than the Xbox. Despite this, it is almost twice the price of an Xbox.
This console will be primarily purchased by sheep who enjoy being brainwashed by big corporations. Smart people who wish to save their money will mod their xboxes and pirate free xbox games until the 360 drops in price.
It should also be noted that this console was cheaply manufactured in China, and is sold to Americans for highway robbery prices, which explains the crashes and dreaded "screen of death."
This console will be primarily purchased by sheep who enjoy being brainwashed by big corporations. Smart people who wish to save their money will mod their xboxes and pirate free xbox games until the 360 drops in price.
It should also be noted that this console was cheaply manufactured in China, and is sold to Americans for highway robbery prices, which explains the crashes and dreaded "screen of death."
Oh man. I paid $300 for an Xbox 360 and the graphics for DOA 4 don't look much better than DOA Ultimate! I should have saved my money!
by transduction June 5, 2006
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1)The next version of Xbox with slightly upgraded visuals and wireless controllers (see xbox 1.5). It was named 360 in order outdo Sony's PS3 (also known as PS2.5).
2)A giant mettalic tampon (that plays video games too!)
2)A giant mettalic tampon (that plays video games too!)
1) Person 1: OMG Check out teh graphics on my Xbox 360
Person 2: Wow... That looks like it can be an Xbox game.
Person 1: OMG WTF!! *slaps person 2*
2) Person 1: Sweet, check out my tampon... it plays videogames !!
Person 2: Wow...
Person 2: Wow... That looks like it can be an Xbox game.
Person 1: OMG WTF!! *slaps person 2*
2) Person 1: Sweet, check out my tampon... it plays videogames !!
Person 2: Wow...
by KaizerOumft May 23, 2005
Do you know why they call it the Xbox 360?
Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.
Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.
by ZOMG DICKS December 20, 2007
by DaBirdIsDaWord May 28, 2011