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2 definitions by DaBirdIsDaWord

 
1.
One of the 8 scumbags on the world's most useless, money consuming shithole show they call "Jersey Shore" on MTV. The Situation is nothing but an asshole. Take it from a full blooded Italian, the things you do to girls is NOT EVEN CLOSE to the PROPER way to treat women. Your a waste of space in life, and Italy DOES NOT WANT YOU THERE!!! Just because he's buff, he thinks he's God.
Man 1: Mike Sorrentino (The Situation) is a girlfriend stealing douche.

Man 2: Ya think??!!
by DaBirdIsDaWord May 25, 2011
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2.
The #1 leading cause of break-ups in the world.
Girl: Wanna go out for dinner tonight honey?
Guy: NO!!! XBOX 360 IS WAAAAAAAAAAY MORE IMPORTANT!!!
by DaBirdIsDaWord May 27, 2011
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