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1. Benson
the act of being sexy
or irrasistable to the oppisite sex
You are so benson,
you are looking so benson today,
Im benson to all the girls
2. Benson
A cigarette; usually a Benson & Hedges brand cigarette.
Here Mikey. Pass us over me pint and a Benson, will ya?
3. Benson
A person who is content being enslaved and living his or her life solely to please another. Comes from the hit sitcom, Benson...if you aint seen it, check it out.
No I will not pick up your shit, what do you think I am, Benson?

"Hey, yo driver pay attention! What you looking in the rearview, for huh, Benson?"- Dre, Naomi
4. benson
VERB: The act of accidentally shitting when you fart

Tenses:
bensoned, bensoning, to benst,
Example: I just farted and I think I bensoned my pants.
5. Benson
Cigarette collector.

The keeper of all information (k.g.b.)

One who likes to stab the face alot.
Hey go pick that cigarette you Benson!!
6. Benson
A girl's dorm at The Culver Academies. It is by far the best dorm to be in. It is pretty run-down though.
Oh man she lives in Benson, I gotta date her.
7. benson
Can mean almost anything, however most commonly used as an insult. Benson can be substituted for almost any word in any Benson.

Has an interesting habit of cropping up when you least expect it. Benson.

Use is encouraged. Spread the Benson.

Famous people fortunate enough to have Benson included in their name include childrens TV presenter, Dave Benson Philips, and American musician, Brendan Benson.
You are a complete Benson!

Shut up Benson.

What are you doing you Benson??

Jimothy you are the Daddy Benson.

Dexter you are a root. And a Benson.

Aright squire, give us 3 Guinness, 2 Stella, and a Magners.
What was that? 3 Bensons, 2 Bensons, and a Benson?
by gclarkey Jun 2, 2005 share this
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