limpet

type of hugging or bodily contact that resembles a Limpet in its strength of attachment.

"I hadn't seen Cheryl in two months and when I came back she Limpeted me."

"Miriam? Yeah we get on really well, she's my limpet."

by DC January 13, 2005

limpet

A limpet is a klutzy girl; a bad dancer.

It comes from the name of a slow-moving mollusk with a hard shell.

That babe is fucking hot as hell, but what a limpet on the floor... she stepped on my foot like three times.

by Fatty Johnson September 14, 2008

Limpet Whore

A name given to a girl who is your boyfriends 'best friend' who seems to be constantly attached to them 24/7 making it increasingly difficult to get any time alone together.

OR

Always seems to attach herself to ANY guy you end up liking.

Friend 1: "Hey girl, who you liking at the moment?"

Friend 2: "I Like Charlie, but THAT girl is always around him..."

Friend 1: "Uhhhh... what a Limpet Whore!"

by Lilac_Cat November 14, 2009

clit limpet

where one gets a seal between ones upper lips and her lower lips

oh my lord I can't believe it. She's such a dirty clit limpet!

by tom roberts June 19, 2004

chin limpet

The most derogatory possible epithet for a beard.

Soul patch?! More like chin limpet!

He took No-Shave November to heart, but all he has to show for it is this awful chin limpet.

by Ladybort December 1, 2009

dick limpet

A Dick Limpet is a cocksucker of epic proportions. Likened to the small molluscs that stick to rocks and are about as easy to remove as a priest from a choirboy in the confession box. Best used to describe a brown noser in the office or someone who is generally a complete penis.

"There goes Cedric into the boss's office...again..."
"Yea that guy is such a dick limpet"

by Numnutz October 1, 2014

shit limpet

person who refuses to leave their flandering, lying, cheating, 'shit' of a partner dispite regular beatings etc. and constant encoragement from friends and family.

'that wankers just fucked around again and she still takes it, what a shit limpet'

by mr. daddio September 23, 2004