blumkin

getting a blojob as your taking a shit

my bitch gave me a blumkin dis mornin

by Tatanga February 14, 2008

blumkin

Not only is it getting head while taking a dump but you have to actually splash water on her (or his) chin while receiving the blowjob

After she gave me a blumkin she didn't only have to wipe her mouth, she had to wipe her chin.

by Hobojoe75 December 22, 2008

Blumkin

The act of receiving a blowjob while on the toilet pooping.

Sandy gave Jerry a blumkin.

by Evan Foott June 09, 2007

Blumkin

Getting a blowjob while taking a crap.

I was on the shitter smoking a fattie and that bitch came up and gave me a blumkin.

by Bullitt Bob March 19, 2009

Blumkin

When a guy is given a blowjob while taking a shit and eating his favorite sandwich

"Vanessa totally gave me a blumkin for my birthday last night. Turkey and swiss, hells ya!

by Foxxxlove February 16, 2009

blumkinated

(verb) having received a blumkin, often in a particularly satisfying manor; see blumkin

person one "dude, sarah totally blumkinated me yesterday."

person two "dude, awesome."

by that one guy that adds stuff June 19, 2010

Blumkin

This is when some one, usually a male, masturbates whilst on the loo havin a shit.

Mum: You've bin ages in ther johnny. What you up to?
Johnny: I'm having a blumkin mum.
Mum: Ok then, judt don't be to long. Dinners ready in a minute. And wash your hands after!
Johnny: Yeh sure mum!

by the real nemo September 19, 2006