High as a kite

Phrase meaning your high as hell.

Man im high as a kite.

by sToNeD January 12, 2005

High as a kite

So incredibly , stupendously, baked.

You wanna know my secret? I was High as a kite the entire day.

by Jymbo the Motherfucker January 10, 2008

high as a kite and twice as purple

Expression of great joy in natural or artificial intoxication. Created by Michelle Hunnicutt

Dude, Im high as a kite and twice as purple.

by Chris Calvert April 16, 2004

More high than two kites

To be extremely high on pills especially after taking two hydrocodone. In the dark one may think their sleep, in another place,and wake up mad. They may also be sitting and actually think their driving.

Man, I think im already in Virginia. Oh goddamnit im in Chicago, What the fuck is im doin here. Im more high than two kites.

by De'Nikta October 7, 2007

High as a kite

You are very high

Bob over there smoked so much he is as high as a kite

by Thatkewlperson69 November 12, 2023