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blacksquatch 

Blacksquatch was very funny in that Tornado TV sketck.
blacksquatch by TJ Hollensauce January 7, 2005
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Slacksquatch 

A mystical office creature, the urban equivalent of bigfoot, that is able to draw a paycheck without being seen. It survives by abusing "work from home" policies. This creature is generally shy, but can become agitated when called out on their lack of work output or general demotivational attitude. The Slacksquatch's diet consists mainly of Diet Coke and uncrushed potato chips, but they have been seen consuming the occasional Meat Mountain.
"It's 10:30AM and Todd is working from home again. I swear that dude is a damn Slacksquatch."
Slacksquatch by CitrixGoon December 25, 2014

backsquatch 

an overgrowth of hair in or around the back area. Upper or Lower. Forming a sort of sweater vest effect.
Larry need not buy sunscreen, his backsquatch is all the protection he'll ever need at the beach.
backsquatch by Monica Wood July 20, 2007