Peeemp 

Urban slang for "pimp"

pimp
n.
One who finds customers for a prostitute; a procurer.

Also see Pemp and Peemp

Peeemp comes from people who are just too "Pemp and Peemp"

Jamal: My Nigga steve is a Peeemp!

T-Dogg: That bitch Steve ain't no Peeemp!

Bebo: Both of you SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Peeemp by bebo January 7, 2005

preemptive pee 

the act of forcing yourself or others to urinate in anticipation of not having another opportunity to do so for a long period of time.

Better take a preemptive pee before we hit the road.

preemptive pee by casadefox May 22, 2010

Preemptive unfriending 

When one deletes a friend from Facebook because he or she knows that the Facebook friend in question would eventually delete them instead. Preemptive unfriending thus robs the deleted Facebook friend of the joy of being able to delete them.

John: Why'd you delete Bec from you friend list?
Adam: I knew she'd eventually delete me so I wanted to take the satisfaction of unfriending for myself.
John: Ah, a preemptive unfriending.

Preemptive unfriending by AntonBordman August 31, 2012

Preemptive Pee Break 

The act of going to the bathroom before your actually need to so that you do not have to go later.

Joe: I’m taking a preemptive pee break before the moive starts so I don’t miss the climax.

Tom: Good idea, I'm right behind ya man.

Preemptive Pee Break by Creativehandsnc August 23, 2009

preemptive shit 

The shit you take before you go out at night. Failure to take one can result in holding back a fart or even a shit in front of girls or others. Taking a preemptive allows for maximum beer drinkage and room for a late night meal.

Johnny: "Yo dude when these girls leave I'm gonna rip a sick fart."
Bobby: "Dude you defintely didn't taje a preemptive shit. We're going to the diner in a little bite."
Johnny: "Fuck!"

preemptive shit by NickyG103 June 14, 2006

Preemptive Call 

A phone call you make to your needy girlfriend/boyfriend before you get into a Do-Not-Disturb mode. The primary (albeit unspoken) purpose of the call is to momentarily assuage your girlfriend/boyfriend's urge to call you, thus decreasing the likelihood of them calling you later, when you can't afford to be distracted.

Peter: I gotta do my taxes, but I bet my clingy girlfriend won't be able to fight the usual urge to call me.
Lawrence: Dude, just turn the damn cell phone off, or, better yet, make a preemptive call and get it over with.

Preemptive Call by Jozzy November 6, 2007

Preemptive Flush 

What you do when you are taking such a big dump that you are afraid you will clog the toilet, so you flush while the dump is being made. What you do when you expect a "Clogger Shit."

preemptive flush courtesy flush

Preemptive Flush by Stew711 July 20, 2015