turtlebird 

When you are extremly fat and your stomach fat covers the area around your dick and it appears that you dont have one.

Ryan had to pull back his turtlebird back to take a piss

turtlebird by Fred January 1, 2005

turtlemind 

A term for being entirely in the moment while taking joy in the journey, no matter how slow or uneventful it seems.

I began to enjoy my life when I started to have moments of what I like to call turtlemind.

turtlemind by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2020

Turtlenerd

A species of human-like animals that are born on the island of turtopia carry the turtlenerd gene called turtitis and, are usually adopted by human parents. Turtlenerds are born with a shell, but human parents generally have it removed at a young age so that their child can better fit in with other human children. Turtlenerds commonly wear jackets zipped all the way up their neck in order to cope with their shell removal. As they age, turtlenerds develop a liking of both food and reading.

Jill-"Ashly did you that girl over there?"

Ashly-"Yeah she's really weird. She always keeps her jacket zipped up and all she does is read."

Jill-"I know, she must be a turtlenerd or something"

Turtlenerd by gineva November 21, 2011

Turtlebitch 

A person who has Turtle Beach headphones and doesn't mute their mic for background noise.

"That person is annoying the crap out of me with all that background noise. He is being such a Turtlebitch"

Turtlebitch by MuteRu October 9, 2011

Turtleburger 

A burger consisting of turtles, with various other pieces of salad or meat.

Bill: "Dude, I just had the best turtleburger."
Fred: ".. That's disgusting."

Turtleburger by Turtleburgerman January 2, 2009

turtle bird 

A male with a uncut penis

“ get your turtle bird out of my face”

“ he's a turtle bird”

turtle bird by anonymous November 22, 2023

Turtleboarder 

One who learns all new tricks in the same spot where they learned their first kick flip.

UCLA wont let you skate on bruin walk anymore so it makes it harder for Turtleboarders to learn new tricks

Turtleboarder by nas3100 October 12, 2009