1. The fastest player in the NBA.
2. The starting point guard for the
New Jersey Nets.
3. Super sexy basketball player.
4. The Mavericks made the biggest mistake ever when they traded him, a young up and coming point guard, for a washed up Jason Kidd, who will not get them a championship, in fact he wont
even get them to the finals...but Devin did in 2006!!
5. One of the top five point guards in the NBA, and in a couple years, he will be the
top point guard!!
Mavs fan: Man we barely made the playoffs, and then we lost out Jason Kidd sucks, we want Devin Harris back!
Nets fan: Too bad foos. Jason Kidd was crippling our team with his bad attitude, now hes yalls problem, thanks for the
amazing player yall gave us in DH...and did ya notice his numbers have been way up since he came to jersey? Maybe thats cus yall are a bunch of poonjabs and suck big balls.
Mavs fan: Yeah. we suck. yall are
awesome, just
like Devin.