Dorkwad- an extremely dorky person
Oh god, here comes John. What a dorkwad!
by Birdy April 15, 2003
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like a gaywad, only dorky
The dudes in any Star Trek movie are total dorkwads.
by colt45shawty December 17, 2002
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dork (a whale penis) wad(another word for cum/ejaculation)
It's time to spank the whale and get a dorkwad.
by Angela August 18, 2004
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When you're doing doggystyle and spit on both of your index fingers and then proceed to stick them in your partners ears and twist; delivering a potent wet willy and shocking them into tightening their vagina/anus at the last minute before you ejaculate. Similar in function to a donkey punch although less violent.

Best used right before you finish and on considerably dorky individuals.
An alternative method is to use your fingers in a double fish hook technique to use your partners own spit.
That girl Brooke from school is such a dork, she wanted to smash last night so I hit her with the Dorkwad Willy Gripper.
by Player Hating May 20, 2023
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