posh wank 

1. To wank using a condom.

2. Or, if you're really posh, get your butler to do it.

Think I'll have a posh wank, don't want to make a mess.

Jeeves! I need you!

posh wank by MaidenMan March 28, 2007

posh wank 

To masturbate having first gone to the trouble of donning a condom.

The idea being that the extra time, effort, financial investment and ceremony involved separate this from a base, brutal or "lower" wank - the ocassion suggested by wearing a condom would usually only arise in company, and more specifically for pentrative sex with a special other.

i wasn't going to see lisa for 4 days, and i had the time and felt like spoiling myself, so i dressed the old chap up and had a posh wank.

posh wank by Dave D Dangerous December 27, 2004

posh wank 

To masturbate whilst wearing a condom. Hence, to posh to clean up after yourself!

He was having a posh wank.

posh wank by Flaps March 4, 2003

posh wank 

To masturbate whilst wearing a condom.

Im too good to clean up after myself, thats why i posh wank.

posh wank by petedude101 May 28, 2006

posh wank 

What David Beckham has to settle for when she's not quite in the mood for full sex.

David was busting for a fuck but Victoria was feeling tired after not eating all day, so David had to be happy with a posh wank that evening.

posh wank by JacobMarley45434 May 22, 2011

posh wank 

Where A Man Masturbates Whilst Wearing A Condom.

Henry - "Fuck Did I 'Ave A Good Posh Wank Last Christmas Eve!"

Greg - "You Wanna Be Careful You Dont Snap Your Banjo Cord!"

posh wank by Joe Nazmdeh December 28, 2005

posh wank 

to masterbate while wearing a rubber, sometimes called a fancy wank

i'll treat myself to a posh wank then kill myself

posh wank by stick October 23, 2003