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cunt clot 

a cunt clot is someone that is so up them self they cant sit down for fear of sucking up the furniture
IE; stuck up cunt
IE; tampon
im suprised u can walk u have ur head so far up ur ass u fucking cunt clot
cunt clot by toostr82bgay December 23, 2004

Cunt Cloth 

“You want to guess the color of my Cunt Cloth, want to see if it looks like Karlie Kloss”
Cunt Cloth by Gtru197 April 13, 2025

cunt in men's clothing

There are 2 definitions:

1. A man who acts like "a woman" by demonstrating typically female characteristics.
2. A woman (i.e., a lesbian) who dresses like a man.
Elgin was acting so passive-aggressive and manipulative, he was being a real cunt in men's clothing.
Betty, the bull dyke, just stepped out of the Men's Wearhouse in a new wool suit, looking just like a cunt in men's clothing.
cunt in men's clothing by Appsguy September 25, 2007

cunt in men's clothing

A female salesperson in a men's wear store or department.
Who sold you that cool wool suit? Oh, some cunt in men's clothing at Bloomingdales.
cunt in men's clothing by ibeforeg October 15, 2007

cuntclot 

An especially offensive thing to call someone, especially a dude. Technically it refers to the dark clots that sometimes work their way out early in a chick's period. If you don't believe me, ask a chick.
"Where the fuck are you cuntclot. I've been waiting here for half an hour."
cuntclot by jreddish March 10, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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