A Gawkrodger (or Gawk) is someone who is considered an idiot or a twastard.
Most Gawkrodgers also have hot sisters.
Gawkrodgers get picked on by bullies a lot of the time.
Ay yo, that dude over there is a right Gawkrodger!
Gawk, your sister is lookin fiiiine tonight!
Oi Mart, d'you wanna batter that Gawk again?
1- Any roadside stop for tourists.
2- Something that catches the eye of a driver, making them lose concentration of the road for a moment which usually results in an uncool panicked swerve.
1- Dude can you pull over at the next gawkortunity, I'm prairie-doggin' it over here.
2- Man, The traffic here is so bad. Whoa, nice... bikinis.... HOLY!!!!! FUCK!!! (Screach) That was a close call, gotta watch out those gawkortunities.
To ponder aimlessly at a phrase or meaning without justification of what the hell they are talking about.
To stare passionately hoping that one day a revelation will become apparent unbeknownst that it never will.
To waste away ones life into an abyss of nonsensical drivel.
Isn't this gawkword?
Hey look at Sam...He looks gawkword.
I'm so tired that I'm starting to feel gawkword.