an extreme form of flatulence recorded by voice notes on a cell phone or any other digital recording device and published to an audience, usually via text message. Myrth is generally produced by one's relatives or friends and is mainly a morning ritual but, sometimes is published in the evening. If, while producing myrth, the producers unit expels anything other than pure gas it shall not be classified as myrth but, instead, a shart. To be considered myrth the production must last longer than 15 seconds.
Every morning when I wake up I rush to my cell phone to listen to my Uncle's latest production of myrth. This morning was better than usual because it was at least 30 seconds of solid sound and covered many octaves.
by myrthmaniac November 18, 2009
The main Spam remover of the Nationstates Forum. Pretty freindly if you don't annoy or harass him. Also know as the Myth of Myrth
by Petsburg October 17, 2004
by Philopolis May 8, 2005
by Garfy December 19, 2004
Someone who cares a lot; both for nature and people. Someone who will walk in a field of flowers just to exist with the trees and the animals around them, whether they can see them or not. Someone who is always struggles to help themselves, but will drop everything for others. In Dutch, the name "Myrthe", derived of the name "Mirte", was a symbol of love, luck and fertility.
"Myrthe... they're wonderful"
by yoomfi June 30, 2020
by Notmadeupbykai July 5, 2017
A beautiful and kind girl. She respects everyone and everything. A big fan of One Direction and especially Harry Styles. She loves to help people and talk with them.
She’s truly amazing
She’s truly amazing
by Marthaaaaxoxo October 18, 2019