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bitchblack

The Deepest, Darkest Midnight Black shade of hair!
I sure Wish I had bitchblack hair!!
bitchblack by Starchylde December 23, 2014

Resting Bitchface

A phenomenon in which the resting face lacks animation and appears to look bitchy at all times, thus leading people to believe a person must be upset, a snob or a bitch.
Comments people with resting bitchface are eternally plagued by:

"What's wrong? Are you okay?"

"Are you mad?/Sad/Depressed?"

"You know...Before I got to know you personally I thought you would be a snobby bitch."

"I bet you're the type of girl who has a major temper when you get mad."

"Why don't you smile more?"

"Why don't you cheer up?"
How we respond: "I'm fine...honestly." " No, nothing is wrong." "Yes, I'm sure."

How we want to respond: "IT'S JUST HOW MY FACE LOOKS, YOU ASSHOLES."

Bitchduck 

Bitch duck is a cartoon character Peter Griffin from the television program Family Guy created for his show "Handiquacks". She likes to have no fun, and ruins others fun.
That girl is always ruining our fun, what a bitchduck.
Bitchduck by elliethebitchduck July 11, 2010

bitchcakes 

Not British slang...it is from the 90's TV show "Newsradio". Secretary Beth decides to make up a word and see if she can get others to use it by dropping into every conversation. By the end of the day, everyone is using it. Has become popular in Britain due tothe popularity of the show.

It means to flip out or go a bit nuts, or to rant about something.
Beth went completely bitchcakes when she found out Matthew told Joe they were sleeping together.

Katherine is going to go bitchcakes on Bill after hearing that news story.
bitchcakes by BlooPenguin April 2, 2007

go bitchcakes 

Not British slang...it is from the 90's TV show "Newsradio". Secretary Beth decides to make up a word and see if she can get others to use it by dropping into every conversation. By the end of the day, everyone is using it. Has become popular in Britain due tothe popularity of the show.

It means to flip out or go a bit nuts, or to rant about something.
Beth went completely bitchcakes when she found out Matthew told Joe they were sleeping together.

Katherine is going to go bitchcakes on Bill after hearing that news story.
go bitchcakes by BlooPenguin December 15, 2008

bitchsack 

Someone who is particularly bitchy and is a ballsack; someone who is so annoying that they make it possible to create a mixture of a male and female description to describe them.
David: "Kyle tried to molest my sister."
Sam: "That bitchsack!"