lurch

The act of taking a shit at work.

I'll be back in a minute boss, just going for a lurch.

I had 3 lurches before lunch and I'm exhausted.

by One thong January 7, 2016

lurch

To be playing basketball, preferably at the gow, and to NOT play any sort of defense and lurk back near the opposing net and to allow your teammates to A) grab the boards and hopelessly fling the ball down to you and easily dunk the ball, because the lack of defense or B) allow the other team to score, check the ball EXTREMELY fast and a quick pass to you down the court for another easy dunk.

He was lurching all day, he must of had 20 or more dunks.

by gow July 12, 2006

lurch

a state of delerium and para-consciousness; beyond censsiant recognition of one's own self

Mr. Shree, you keep insisting that I spit on these women and defecated in their general direction, but I was so lurched out, I don't even remember it.

by L.ets U.se R.aunchy C.unt H.ookerz November 12, 2002

lurch

The act of sucking a bubble out of a person's butthole.

My boyfriend came over last night and he lurched me.

by Monita January 7, 2006

lurch

verb used to modify the highest state hunger

Damn, if I don't get a burrito in 15 minutes, I might just lurch someone.

by Lurchy Smalls November 12, 2002

lurch

when drinking cum from a small baby elephant

"man i lurched it up big style"

by don motson November 16, 2007

lurch

Tall, slow, loves golf. Ughhhhhh.......... thats all I have............ to say .......................for now.

Ughh... umm.... ummm .... ummm.. ummm... ummmm... ummm ... ummmm ... ummm... ummm... ummm.... ummm... ummm... ummm... ummm.... ummmmgolf???

by Al Gow December 9, 2004