to masturbate while crying because of depression, anger or frustration. Typically performed facing a corner of a room, as in a style of self-punishment. Can be done sitting, standing or kneeling, and is often a bit violent.
Also, but not commonly, repeatedly punching oneself in the junk for pleasure.
On Friday nights, Cleo likes to hatebeat while listening to Staind and pouring hot candle wax on himself. Sometimes he does this while listening to Q Lazzarus and standing in front of a full-length mirror saying, "I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard."
To furiously bake out of rage. Usually refers to baking one or more items. Generally fuelled by the agitation of someone or something. A relatively harmless way of processing unpleasant emotions.
When I got off the phone with my mum, I totally hatebaked a lasagna, a chocolate cake and an apple pie. Want to come over for dinner?
the act of masturbating while crying because of depression, anger or frustration. Typically performed facing a corner of a room, as in a style of self-punishment. Can be done sitting, standing or kneeling, and is often a bit violent.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.