gerund. 1. the process of gaining weight, bloating; 2. the process of gaining weight and growing sideburns simultaneously; 3. the process of gaining weight, growing sideburns, and developing an addiction to prescription drugs simultaneously; 4. any downward spiral involving rapid weight gain. See Elvis.
Man, James is really elvising. Must be all that malt liquor and Popeyes he's had since his old lady gave him the boot.
Originating from someone called Ellis who always talks about computer, this term was made by Fabio Moffat-Rolfi. Ellising is when someone talks about computers and judges someone elses computer because of their specs. Not only that, ellising also includes critising someone for their lack of computer knowledge.
Moses: What's your specs?
Fabio: What's that?
Moses: Ha, dumb.
Fabio: Stop ellising.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.