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breitbarth

The act of getting a blow-job without actually getting a blow-job. Kissing and groping is involved but no penetration.
Person A: So has she given you a blow-job yet?

Person B: Yes... well kinda.

Person A: What do you mean...kinda?

Person B: Well she kissed it.

Person A: Tight I've always wanted a breitbarth! Now could you pass the bean dip please?

*insert the bwa bwa bwaAaAaA*
breitbarth by Autty Mchottie April 25, 2005

Breitbarticle

An article/report/story in the news that has little to no basis in fact and/or was clearly written with the intent to push some sort of political agenda i.e., fake news. Typically found online on fringe, far-right websites and presented as though it is legitimate journalism, most commonly covering topics like politics, race relations, climate change, etc.
Person 1: I just read a story online about a child sex ring run by Hillary Clinton in the basement of some pizza parlor...how crazy is that??

Person 2: Oh yeah? Well I just read a report that Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin are having a secret love affair...it's true!!

Person 3: Oh my god, those are both ridiculous breitbarticles, just stop. Here, let's put our phones down and go outside...

Breitbarted

Don't say anything bad about politicians, or you may be Breitbarted.
Breitbarted by dorodog June 17, 2012
verb: To deliberately slander individuals or organizations though the use of selectively edited video released to the news media. Genesis: Andrew Breitbart used selectively edited video to slander the organization ACORN and Shirley Sherrod in the mainstream press. Once both of the full tapes were viewed, the allegations were proven false. The frequency of this technique shows an intent to deceive and a pattern in Mr. Breitbart's behavior.
Fox News destroyed the reputations of Shirley Sherrod and ACORN. Who will they breitbart next?
breitbart by Braised Cod July 22, 2010
To attempt to fool someone with faked or doctored evidence. After Andrew Breitbart, who makes a living sending doctored evidence to gullible media outlets.
I completely breitbarted my girlfriend with that fake YouTube video!
That thing your racist uncle reads when he gets tired of Fox News
He's reading Breitbart again. I think he needs an intervention.
Breitbart by Narukami August 24, 2016