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Odinism
The worship of the Norse God Odin; someone who is primarily dedicated to Odin. Can sometimes, but not always, be used interchangeably with Asatru and Heathen. Odinism is a polytheistic religion; even though the focus is often on Odin, other of the Aesir and Vanir are somerimes worshiped as well. It is not a Neo-Pagan or New Age religion. Odinism is an ancient indigenous religion of Northern Europe that predates more well known religions as Hinduism, Buddhism, Judaism; and Islam and Christianity who are but mere babies in contrast.
There are Asatruar and Odinists who feel that they are the same religion, while many others who feel that Asatru and Odinism have distinct differences.
Odinism
The basic fact that Odin is a fucking bad ass and you totally want him to be your God. The dude has one eye, was impailed by his spear for 9 days, and he has fucking ravens as pets...seriously? How much more bad ass can you get? The religion is based off the sole fact of screaming loudly and epically into the sky (while shaking your fists) to Odin for whatever you want. (Usually weather realated.)
Example of Odinism at work:
Greg: "Dude, Odin isn't real."
Jordan: "Oh yeah? (While shaking fists to sky) ODIN BRING FORTH A RAIN STORM!"
*later that day at a football game*
Greg: "Holy shit it's fucking raining like crazy!"
Jordan: "Damn straight."
Greg: "Dude, Odin isn't real."
Jordan: "Oh yeah? (While shaking fists to sky) ODIN BRING FORTH A RAIN STORM!"
*later that day at a football game*
Greg: "Holy shit it's fucking raining like crazy!"
Jordan: "Damn straight."
Odinism by OneWingedAngelJ August 20, 2010
ogdenify
Verb. To manipulate or brainwash a friend or family member into subservience
Also. To make victims of ogdenification suffer from feelings of guilt when having disappointed their controller
Or. To sidestep blame from personal actions by deferring blame to other ogdenifiers
An action commonly used by evil women
Also. To make victims of ogdenification suffer from feelings of guilt when having disappointed their controller
Or. To sidestep blame from personal actions by deferring blame to other ogdenifiers
An action commonly used by evil women
She ogdenified her daughter into buying her groceries.
The ogdenification is complete, and thus, my sister is now my bitch.
I want to ogdenify that man into taking care of me.
We were so odgenified that we couldn't refuse the evil wenches requests as we feared retaliation.
The ogdenification is complete, and thus, my sister is now my bitch.
I want to ogdenify that man into taking care of me.
We were so odgenified that we couldn't refuse the evil wenches requests as we feared retaliation.
ogdenify by pooponcows July 8, 2011
Jacob ogdenitus
Dude I’ve just been to the doctors and found out I’ve got Jacob ogdenitus, my poor penis is inside out
Jacob ogdenitus by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020
odining
A term used on IRC indicating that a person has posted six or more lines in succession without being interrupted, usually treated negatively. Named after ThO_Odin314, who habitually does this.
We don't want any more of your odining.