studying

What you tell your parents when your looking at porn

Mom: What are you doing up there?
Kid: I'm studying *wink* *wink*

by Speedy~ September 25, 2003

studying

something that students at ucla do before failing a test

jack: hey david what are you doing

david: well, i'm preparing to fail my test, the usual

jack: ahhh u r studying

by jerrybrowneatspoo May 12, 2011

studying

simultaneously texting, listening to music, and scrolling through Facebook while preparing for a test

I've been studying for 3 hours but still don't know anything for the test tomorrow.

by Free Amerika April 10, 2015

studying

A meaning composed of two words: student and dying

Person A: You look like a zombie! What did you do?
Person B: I was studying.

by procrastinatormaster May 14, 2011

studying

To regurgitate a bunch of random information in order to write it all down on a piece of paper called a "test", only to forget about it all afterwards and repeat the cycle.

Studying is the cycle all students are forced to repeat until they are given another piece of paper called a "diploma".

by Dubiks March 20, 2019

studying

If you look at the word carefully... you would see the word DYING....

Nate: HEY DUDE ITS SATURDAY NIGHT!!! LETS GO OUT!!!
Tyrone: I can't dude.... I'm stuDYING for the finals....

by KHAYOS January 21, 2008

studying

a contraction for the words student dying

I just realized that never is a contraction of not ever

blushing is a contraction of blood rushing

and studying is a contraction of a student dying

by 24 karat savage May 09, 2019