Smurf Club

Okay this guy is generally right, except that the smurf club is hitting the girl (or guy) with your semi-erect penis, in a sort of swooshing ninja motion. Any bruises incurred can act as mementos of the act. Background unknown. Also called here (in scotland) a Jack Slap.

My mate Augustin gave his girlfriend a good smurf club!

Smurf Club by Vince the madman November 8, 2004

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smurf club

The act of hitting someone over their head with your penis during oral sex.

I Smurf clubbed that bitch!

smurf club by James March 16, 2004

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[Surf Club]

An actual club that every few times a month has a special night just for teens 13-18.In which there are outside decks on the water,with DJ's & glow sticks. Techno lives here.When your here you'll see a bunch of Guido's & fat whores who are in ripped "home made" jeans. With their hair in what is called "The Poof".

Everyone is going to Surf Club the 10th.

[Surf Club] by ASHLEYNICOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE January 22, 2009

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Surf club

An exclusive club to those who can finish an alcoholic beverage while wakesurfing without a rope and pass the empty vessel back to the boat without falling.

I want to join surf club

Surf club by Wake maker January 22, 2017

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