shoused 

extremely inebriated, ie. shitfaced, smashed, hammered, blitzed, shithoused, drunk, etc.

Similar declination to soused, but derives from an episode when Mr. Kevin Shouse of Atlanta, GA was so drunk he earned his own adjective.

Kevin drank too much and went to jail. He was shoused.

shoused by geedo November 2, 2004

shoused 

Shouses means that you are unable to complete the simplest of projects.

-Holy cow, she shoused that homework!

-Stop shousing in class

shoused by Loka Loka February 14, 2009

Soused 

One of the first stages of the downward spiral after alcohol consumption.
This stage appears prior to 'Stinking' and is often characterised by hunching over bars and been sprawled out on chairs/sofas.

"Woah that dude is soused"

Soused by Timmy Magic August 24, 2005

spoused 

When a friend cancels plans or stands you up and then later blames it on his/her significant other. Note, however, that in actuality, it might just be your friend being a prick and looking for someone to take the blame. Formerly "wifed", but extended for today's sexist society.

"Bob never showed up at the bar last night. He called today and said his girlfriend had a headache so he had to stay home."

"That doesn't make any sense. Anyway, he told me he didn't want to go. You got spoused, man."

spoused by Taco D. Loco January 16, 2010

shousewife 

Super Hot Housewife. A married chick of incredible beauty.

Tom: Have you seen that lady who moved into the new house down the block?
Bill: No, what does she do?
Tom: Nothing. She's a shousewife. I would clean her pool for free.

shousewife by Michael Salzhauer August 2, 2007

Shouse 

A portmanteau of "shed" and "house"; A structure that outwardly resembles a shed (typically having a roll-formed steel-sheet exterior) that is primarily used as a dwelling / house. Though not required to fulfill the definition, a shouse generally has a garage(s) incorporated into the structure.

Bob wanted his house to look like a barn, so he built a shouse.

Shouse by Rennie24 October 31, 2017

shouted 

New Zealand/Australian term. Past tense of shout. Meaning to have bought something for someone else with no gain to oneself (expect the expectation that they'll do the same for you sometime in the future).

I went out on the town with my friend Dave. He had no money so I shouted him a few beers.

or

I shouted a keg to celebrate my promotion and invited all my friends.

shouted by dodgyjanet December 17, 2004