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Compunicate 

when two people, in the same room talk to each other on an {IM messenger service, instead of talking to each other.
Because the boss was watching them closely, Harold and Kumar, compunicated their next caper.
Compunicate by nubianepiphany October 9, 2008

Malicious Communications

A weak oppressive British law made by some moron with thin skin.

It's a law which banishes free speech and also allows people from other countries to verbally abuse you online, and if you say similar things in return, you get treated like a criminal by the police, while the low IQ individuals laugh their ass off at getting you in trouble over such petty bullshit. And then the person/persons who caused trouble get away with it because the police are too lazy to do anything, and only care about punishing their own people.

In one case, the police threatened to arrest people on Twitter who were making fun of them by asking if they had anything better to do, just because the police were tweeting and bragging about those they had caught for minor drugs possession. Police have also warned not to make fun of prison mugshots or it could land you in trouble. It will probably soon be illegal to boo at someone in public in this shithole of a country.

Britain is fast becoming a snowflake paradise of the Orwellian kind.

A weak pathetic little country full of cowards and vile double standards by the law/police.
Person from America: You're a cunt, piece of shit go kill yourself. Get better at playing games because you are a retard my friend.

Person from the UK: You're the cunt now fuck off you fag.

Useless British Police: I'm arresting you on suspicion of Malicious Communications.

Komi Can’t Communicate 

Have you watched ‘ Komi Can’t Communicate’?

Yes! It’s amazing!

complicated 

sorry im not "un - complicated enough".
complicated by big.daddy:) August 17, 2020

It's complicated 

One of the options for "Relationship Status" on Facebook. Refers to a couple in an ambiguous state between "friends" and "in a relationship". May also be used to indicate dissatisfaction with an existing relationship.
If someone changes their status from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated", expect them to be "Single" and "Looking for Random Play" soon.
It's complicated by Dan04 October 20, 2007

Complicated Relationship 

A complitcated relationship is when two people flirt and have something going but aren't in a relationship for whatever reason.
Dude are you guys dating because you always post eachother. "No were kinda in a complicated relationship"