glompers

Being legally too drunk to drive, and usually still rowdy and euphoric, the next morning when you get up after a madhouse night of drinking.

While I was all glompers I mooned a my early bird neighbor walking her dog.

by I am Joel October 11, 2004

Rhompy Stomp Glomper

When someone is so fucking fat and whale that they cause an earthquake on every step they take. Usually the result of eating too much cake the fat cunts, but can also be caused by poor diet and lack of exercise. When swimming in the ocean, the fat ugly jam donut eating, huge gut having, thighs the size of a 40' container possessing, cake chomping whompers have been known to cause tsunamis in Japan, the fat fucking cunts.

Helen is a Rhompy Stomp Glomper

by Ssewankambo May 16, 2021

Glomper

A Jewish person with blue eyes and blonde hair

Yo I heard Jessica is a glomper.
Ye she's a Jew but with blue eyes and blonde hair.

by Big papa miku April 24, 2017

Glompers

Glompers - an adjective to describe someone's massive gravity grippers.

Glompers - Someone's big ass feetsies

Sam: Hey have you seen Terry's massive feet?

Jeri: Yeah he has massive glompers.

by MakaMalik June 22, 2023