2 definitions by I am Joel

glompers

Being legally too drunk to drive, and usually still rowdy and euphoric, the next morning when you get up after a madhouse night of drinking.

While I was all glompers I mooned a my early bird neighbor walking her dog.

by I am Joel October 12, 2004

Teen Wolf

Shaking up a beer and biting into the side, puncturing the can with your teeth, spraying beer all over.

Teen wolf does this in the classic movie of the same name while in wolf form.

I took eleven stitches to the face teen-wolfing a beer.

by I am Joel October 12, 2004