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the new monkey 

wikid place to be!
its in sunderland, pallion!
pallion road to be precise << cnt spell!
check it!
I cant fockin hear yaaaaaaaa come on then!!
the new monkey by Kimy October 1, 2004

The New Monkey 

A nightclub. Even it is in the shithole known as Sunderland, it has the best music ever.
The music at The New Monkey is good, unlike shitty RnB, Nu-Metal, Pop and Rap "Music".
The New Monkey by Blonde Bitch March 28, 2004

The New Monkey 

A very bad club, in the shithole that is Sunderland.
A regular chav hangout, buy their tapes from the market for £3.
It should be shut down due to its obvious amounts of drug use and incredibly crap music.
person 1: Do you want to go to the new monkey?

person 2: fuck no, its in sunderland

person 1: oh no, not that shit hole.
The New Monkey by nu-metal lover November 21, 2004

the new monkey 

The latest internet craze.

Taking from "the new black," (a phrase originally meaning "the latest, hottest trend in fashion"), the new monkey works on the idea that for several years now monkeys have pervaded every corner of the internet--as mascot, icon, part of a slogan, or in some other aspect.

"The new monkey," therefore, would be the next big thing.

Usage note: "The new monkey" refers to things that are in some way parallel to monkeys. Thus, bananaphones could be "the new monkey," but the bananaphone flash movie could not.

For this reason (lack of a parallel), All Your Base is not the new monkey. Neither are monkeys the new AYB. (I suppose it could be argued that the Banaphone flash movie is the new AYB, but we all know that's simply not the case.)
Pete: Wow, would you look at this site? Looks like ninjas are the new monkey.
Erik: What? No way, dude. Pirates are the new monkey.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026