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Evariste 

Personne ayant un faible pour les femmes, il a par ailleurs un cœur de Pierre, il ne tombe pas amoureux.

Tout au long de ça vie cela lui posera problème…

Cependant il a un très grand cœur, toujours présent dans les pires moment, il est le meilleur confident possible.

Plus discret dans les bons moment, il n’aime pas être au centre de l’attention.

Son manque de confiance en lui nécessite par ailleurs des attentions et des marques de tendresse.
Evariste by Ano1234567890 November 21, 2021
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see fartknocker

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evariste = fartknocker available at www.lllwatch.blogspot.com
evariste by charlesJ September 24, 2004
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Evaristo 

He comes off as innocent, kind, sweet, and shy, but caution. He is the biggest truest savage in existence. People with this name have no filters.
Friend 1: wanna play truth or dare?
Friend 2: yeah

Friend 1: I dare you to make out with Kevin.

Friend 2: damn Evaristo! You savage!!
Evaristo by PickaFury October 9, 2016

Evaristus 

Evaristus is a kind guy who knows how to talk to the ladies and is usually offended when being talked about behind their back. Evaristus chooses to stay single so he can do what he likes with girls without being guilty.
He is of strong virtue and courage and is usually called 'Eva' (feminine), as opposed to 'Evra' (masculine).

He has a nice smile and is not afraid to stand up when being challenged
Clean up your room Evaristus
Evaristus by Happy mob May 8, 2021

Evaristas 

he is a kind trustworthy guy that just wants to make his friends laugh he usually puts on a tough exterior but he's soft and loving inside he also is a weird guy that likes to make weapons and he spends most of his time trying to create explosives out of ink and paper
guy 1: hey what's the guy doing
guy 2: yeah that's Evaristas he has been trying to make some kind of bomb in the back of the class the whole lesson there are rumours he made some kind of ink bomb and through it at someone

guy 1: wow that's weird don't want to mess with that guy
Evaristas friend: he isn't actually that bad he is just a bit weird but when you get to know him he's ok

meanwhile in the back of the class Evaristas: finally i finished this is sure to work now to wait for the right moment muahahahah MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAMAHAHAHAMAHAHAHA
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026