selfie stick

/ˈsɛlfi stɪk/ (noun)

• An elongated rod, usually made out of plastic or steel, with a camera on one end and a dense moron on the other.

• An aid for the disabled. Akin to the physically challenged using a walking stick, the mentally challenged use a selfie stick.

Girl: "Check out this totally adorbz piccie I took of me and my girlies with my new selfie stick!"
Boy: "I don't want to live on this planet any more."

by silverfruit January 04, 2015

selfie stick

A complete and utter waste of your money and way to annoy all the normal people around you

I about to punch that girl flashing her selfie stick in everyone faces

by penisbutterrocks April 09, 2015

selfie stick

used to take a selfie from a far angle, normally used by insecure white girls who don't like close ups.

No mom its a selfie stick so they cant see my pimples

by tuckahoe in bed April 16, 2015

selfie stick

1. a selfie stick
2. slang for one's own johnson

The Louvre has banned the selfie stick.

by Ae5Ea8 March 31, 2015

selfie stick

An extendable stick you can put your phone on so you can take a selfie from farther away

Let me use my selfie stick to make sure we're all in this picture!

by thatgirllauren September 11, 2014

selfie stick

a mono pod that holds mobile phone, tablet, iPad to use for taking selfie or group photo with

Let's take group photo with my selfie stick.

by TheOne_n_ONLY June 04, 2015

Selfie stick

A dildo, vibrator

Helen was feeling a bit fruity so decided to pull out her Selfie stick and have a good time

by Minxymoo February 26, 2015