Uppity Cracker 

Adjective used to describe only the whitest of the White community. Signs of uppity crackered-ness usually include the inability to dance and the insisted removal of B.E.T from their local cable provider. Often find themselves in trouble when referring to members of the Black community as "boy" or "silly negroe".

Person 1:Wow, did you just see that? Ryan sure is one Uppity Cracker
Person 2:Yea, I did. Was that even considered dancing or did he just seize?
Person 1:Oh shit, I almost forgot, your test came in today, you have HIV. Sorry man.
Person 2:Ouch

Uppity Cracker by Uppity_Cracker August 3, 2007

Uppity Cracker 

1. A white person who talks way too much.
2. A record label created by Mindless Self Indulgence in 1999 when they couldn't get signed to a record label.

1. That white piece of shit was such a uppity cracker! Bitch couldn't keep his ass shut.
2. Dude, MSI is on a record label known as uppity crack since typical record labels are full of shit these days.

Uppity Cracker by emo_bitchy_lord January 27, 2023

Uppity Cracker 

Stupid cracker that can't keep his mouth shut.

That white boy was one Uppity Cracker.

Uppity Cracker by g0blin September 5, 2004

uppity crackers

A stupid honkey that wont keep itz mouth shut

uppity crackers by Jimmy Urine August 2, 2003