Invanisible

It's when you're leaving the bar at 2 am and you're driving in a "soccer mom" minivan above the speed limit with cop cars sitting at the corners of every other intersection. You just cruise on by because the driver and passengers that are riding in the minivan are all invanisible.

Driver: Oh crap, I better not speed, there's cops everywhere!

Passenger: Who cares, we're in a van. They can't see us.
Driver: Oh yeah. We are invanisible.

Invanisible by missjag January 21, 2015

invisible sandwich 

When someone has done a recreational substance that makes them move their jaw repeatedly as if eating a sandwich.

That dude has taken so much "X" that he looks like he's eating an invisible sandwich.

invisible sandwich by Cracka Ass Cracka September 29, 2012

invisible protis sniper 

He will just go into your base when you least expect it then he wi-

I tried countering the invisible protis sniper with spore crawlers but then i got sni-

invisible protis sniper by Kindness1157 July 16, 2011

invisible Wrist Watch 

After having sex with a woman you don't want to forget, ejaculate in your hand and give her an Indian Rug Burn where her wrist watch would be. Then Everytime she goes to look at the time she will think of you.

So Davey and I keep sharing Sally as a sex partner but she is always calling Davey not me. But last time I gave her the old Invisible Wrist Watch and now she calls me like clock work!

invisible Wrist Watch by Scubaubatch November 26, 2017

invisible orange 

a common stance in metal music, particularly death metal, where the singer or fans craft their hands into a claw like position, as if they are holding an invisible orange.

I saw Amon Amarth last night man it was fucking METALLLL!! ::holds invisible orange::

invisible orange by flakernate September 15, 2007

invisible chopped liver 

The accomplished martyr’s ultimate verbal and emotional weapon when trying to get some sympathy.

What am I, invisible chopped liver?

invisible chopped liver by Dr Bunnygirl June 19, 2021

invisible tickle 

When you move your hands toward someone and wiggle your fingers as if you're tickling them but don't actually touch them and they still laugh hysterically and try to push you away like you're actually tickling them.

My sister Adrian hates the invisible tickle! hahaha haaaaaa aaaaaaaaaa a aaaaa aaaaa aaaaaa ajahahaha hahadsf jsdf

invisible tickle by Jennnnnnnnn August 6, 2006