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"Stop speaking in acronyms."

A satirical protest to the growing culture of speaking in abbreviations, when normal words should be used for everyday "normal" conversation.

Can be pronounced "Double S - I - A" just for fun.
-Chick speaking as if it were a monologue with her phone, "idk my bff jill"
-Real world person (opposed to a virtual person on myspace) "SSIA! You are humiliating yourself."
ssia by jraatz October 3, 2007
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time is nothing...ssia
ssia by Marc Brownstein April 27, 2003
SSIA: When you don’t need any words in the email because the Subject Says It All.
To:someone@mail.com
Subject: your lunch is ready
Body of message: SSIA
SSIA by msdisme April 17, 2021

Whatana Ssiam 

Noun, adjective, adverb, and verb.

1. A phrase that, when repeated again and again, morphs into quite another, unsavory phrase.

2. The name for an ancient Siamest proverb. "Whatana Ssiam" means, in Siamese: "The eye of the fart." Or, in addition, "The I of the fart."

3. Political themes of the Dukakis and Kerry campaigns, on the Democrat side, and the George Allen and Rick Santorum campaigns on the Republican side.

4. A hex as old as the Middle Ages.

5. A Siamese bathroom dance. Preferably chanted before one's Cosmonaut is splashed down.

Whatana Ssiam
What ana Ssiam
What an aSsiam
What an ass Iam
What an ass I am
What an ass I am

Whatana Ssiam by BonyToadland November 26, 2006
One of the realest boys out here that you’ll ever meet. He’s wise, sexy asl, hard working and determined. Get you a Ssiah frl. On Gang!
You need a Ssiah in your life.
Ssiah by FromthaH3art October 4, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026