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Jerking off into a hole in the ground then covering it up in hopes that someone will step in it

I.E I was chillin at my friends house amd when I walked outside to leave I accidentally stepped in his foxpit and got semen all over my new shoes.
I.E I was chillin at my friends house amd when I walked outside to leave I accidentally stepped in his foxpit and got semen all over my new shoes.
foxpit by carters servent August 6, 2014
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A treatable illness caused by over consumption of right-wing media. Symptoms include paranoia, fear, outrage, and in severe cases, physical violence. Not limited to TV, Foxitis can be contracted through a toxic diet of right-wing social media platforms, podcasts, and talk radio. Foxitis is reinenforced in the brain by algorithms that drive recommended content. The disease is not permanent. Successful treatment includes deliberate exploration of other media, especially foreign outlets (BBC, ITV, CBC) that offer diverse views of how and why the world works. Deliberate consumption of diverse views changes the patient’s social media algorithms, thereby changing the course of the illness. Also see Foxmania.
I now realize I was suffering from Foxitis at Thanksgiving, when I called my cousin (who works on Wall Street) a socialist communist.
Foxitis by Bran Stark May 11, 2021
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The state of being psychologically and emotionally manipulated by a major news source with ulterior motives, usually political in nature
"Your honor, my client was led to believe that he would be allowed entry into the Capitol without any repercussions. He was clearly suffering from Foxitis."
FOXITIS by Major Look May 6, 2021

foxitude 

being and extreme, passionate, overwhelming, loin quivering hotness!
so hot one feels the need to sit down
oh lawdy, jim morrison is muchly plagued with the foxitude
foxitude by PirateSuki September 12, 2005
A male or female of the human race who can be smelt from large distances due to the distinct odour of foxpiss eminating from their hair which is, in all cases, ginger.
Saunders Jr. get away from me, the stench of foxpiss is driving me insane.
Foxpiss by Tom Sampson November 28, 2006
Your not getting any girls you foxpiss cunt.
Foxpiss by Mark Lyons November 18, 2006

fospital 

A place where the FOS (full of shit) go to be cured of compulsive lying through a combination of electro-shock therapy and regular slaps in the head. If there is no fospital in your vicinity, please apply first aid (Swift slap in the head)
Yeah, she should check-in to the fospital.
fospital by slaptack July 8, 2011