NFL

A league of a bunch of wusses where the kickers get hit more than the QBS a softie league a league where if you lay your hands on a QB your ejected or if you dance in the end zone it’s unsportsmanlike conduct you can’t catch a football without causing controversy
The NFL is League for 2 year olds
by Bigpapajohn4real October 22, 2018
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NFL

A NFL ( Nigga For Life) Means Basically A Nigga You Know Always Gonna Be Around & Have Ya Back ! Someone You Know That You Can Go To When You Need To Talk , Or You Just Need Some Support. Like Y'all Got Love For Each That's Mutual , And Y'all Don't Play About Each Other , Nobody Can Come Between Y'all ! Y'all Defend Each Other By Any Means Necessary !
That's My NFL , I Don't Play About Him !
by Lovely.soul July 08, 2016
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NFL

The dumbed down version of the CFL (Canadian Football League) meant to produce hicks to watch halftime shows, commercials, and cheerleaders.
NFL sucks balls compared to the CFL
by saaaaaaaaaaywho November 17, 2010
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NFL

A football organization, who at the superbowl one year had all of the lights go out after half time. The middle of the game, and there were no lights. NFL stands for No Freaking Lights.
Man did you hear about the NFL?

What about it?
There were No Freakin Lights after halftime!
by Elisa Townl February 07, 2013
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NFL

Devanne-Chase and Justin are some badass muthafuckers
Jessica- yo you know they are NFL!?!?
Devanne- what's NFL?
Jessica- nigga's fa life trick
by NFLtrick August 28, 2013
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NFL

man no HOMO but i love you...you my NFL
by BABY-T April 22, 2009
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NFL

NFL is an acronym for no fucking lights
There was a row in the pub a few nights ago. Paddy told the other guy that if he carried on annoying him he would have NFL (meaning he would have two black eyes).
by St. Ias December 28, 2005
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