A league of a bunch of wusses where the kickers get hit more than the QBS a softie league a league where if you lay your hands on a QB your ejected or if you dance in the end zone it’s unsportsmanlike conduct you can’t catch a football without causing controversy
by Bigpapajohn4real October 22, 2018

A NFL ( Nigga For Life) Means Basically A Nigga You Know Always Gonna Be Around & Have Ya Back ! Someone You Know That You Can Go To When You Need To Talk , Or You Just Need Some Support. Like Y'all Got Love For Each That's Mutual , And Y'all Don't Play About Each Other , Nobody Can Come Between Y'all ! Y'all Defend Each Other By Any Means Necessary !
That's My NFL , I Don't Play About Him !
by Lovely.soul July 08, 2016

The dumbed down version of the CFL (Canadian Football League) meant to produce hicks to watch halftime shows, commercials, and cheerleaders.
by saaaaaaaaaaywho November 17, 2010

A football organization, who at the superbowl one year had all of the lights go out after half time. The middle of the game, and there were no lights. NFL stands for No Freaking Lights.
by Elisa Townl February 07, 2013

Devanne-Chase and Justin are some badass muthafuckers
Jessica- yo you know they are NFL!?!?
Devanne- what's NFL?
Jessica- nigga's fa life trick
Jessica- yo you know they are NFL!?!?
Devanne- what's NFL?
Jessica- nigga's fa life trick
by NFLtrick August 28, 2013

There was a row in the pub a few nights ago. Paddy told the other guy that if he carried on annoying him he would have NFL (meaning he would have two black eyes).
by St. Ias December 28, 2005
