osimosity

(Noun) The state or condition of being awesome. Defined in a bogus mathematical theorem as:

Quality + Perception
-------------------- = Osimosity
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Not to be confused with animosity, or pretentiosity.

1. Lord Ossum of the Ossumites was an Ozymandian well known for his osimosity.

2.
Freddie:
I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me...

Chorus:
HE'S-JUST-A-POOR-BOY/
NAMED-FREDDIE-MERCURY/
BOW-GASP-AND-QUAIL/
AT-HIS-OSIMOSITY!

osimosity by HMB August 2, 2004

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Osmositizitillation

The process of subsuming something, and getting off on it.

Microsoft's osmositizitillation of smaller companies turns Bill Gates on, as evidenced by the large shipments of Jergens to his billion-dollar home after the acquisition of Bungie Studios.

Osmositizitillation by Tim Surette, Brendan Sinclair September 22, 2005

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omosity

when someone acts in an angry way towards you causing you to become furious.

‘the omosity within jack grew bigger and bigger’

omosity by zontzoit January 6, 2022

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onimosity

A strong, unsettling sense of foreboding or impending doom.

"The cloud's onimosity foreshadowed the situation's outcome."

onimosity by sn1xt3r March 9, 2025

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awesometasticnessocity ozmosity

total awesomeness although not better than awesome sauce or Awesome SawSome but still within the rankings of awesome
takes time to learn to say fast and spell right

dude that shirt is awesometasticnessocity ozmosity

awesometasticnessocity ozmosity by Issybizzy555 October 28, 2010

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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