Implosion

A condition that occurs when it gets really cold outside and the penis actually starts to shrink and go inside the body due to extremely low blood pressure.

It was so cold last weekend, I had implosion when I sat on the toilet.

by iakafool January 3, 2009

Implosion

1. When a building has explosives detonated in it and collapses to the ground.
2. When an object crumples in on itself.

That implosion was insane!
The tank car imploded in on itself.

by Sheldon J Plankton December 10, 2019

implosation

When you eat something that explodes your insides.

"yo this nigga's implosation is wack!"

by iNut2Mei March 24, 2018

implosive

Describes someone who reacts to criticism by becoming quiet and withdrawn. As opposed to explosive, which means that they "explode" into anger.

Usually introverts are implosive and extroverts are explosive, but neither of those are a rule.

Bob: You made a mistake over here.
Bill: (Silence)
Bob: Feeling implosive today, are we?

by Al Benedict June 15, 2011

implosion

An explosion that is detonated from inside the object it is meant to destroy.

The implosion of my bowels caused me great pain; never again will I eat a cherry bomb.

by DeathDonut July 30, 2004

implosion

A word used to replace any other word in almost any sentence.

I'll implosion to that!

Dude, did you see the implosion last night?

My God, Jude Law is in some pretty crappy movies.

by Sandals March 5, 2005

implosive diarrhea

antonym for explosive diarrhea
implosive diarrhea is a spontaneous action in which poop compacts inside of your butthole, and is forcefully ejected out the mouth some 100 yards

Rob: "Holy shit implosive diarrhea! "
Jim: "You know rob, i really don't like you"

by jack bruce June 20, 2005