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Boondongery 

We don't want any boondongery in this establishment.
Boondongery by MrWonka October 7, 2016

blindingrep 

a famous tweeter who's known for copy and pasta
not @blindingrep copying my tweet again
blindingrep by someone with a P<3 October 22, 2020

legally blonding 

An attractive woman persuading others to do things based on her looks and charm.
Did you see how she was legally blonding herself into the VIP section?
legally blonding by JaimeLannister January 25, 2022

Blondier 

When a blond haired individual has a blond moment, they have a lapse of intelligence which makes them appear dumber than usual

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To dye one's hair a blonder shade of blonde, to go blondier
I can't wait to dye my hair even blondier
Blondier by Life/Death June 21, 2011

Blondger 

A blondger is a blonde-ginger. This is a person who is either blonde but looks like a ginger or a ginger who looks like a blonde. Blondgers can be created if a blonde haired person dies their hair slightly orange, real blondgers are fairly rare. Blondgers are thought of and discriminated against as if they are gingers, whether they are a real ginger or a blonde, for blondgers have no soul.
What is up with this kid, was he born from a leprechaun and a scandanavian? What a blondger!
Blondger by Alberto Blondger June 21, 2012

Brodinger's Cunt 

A cock experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, in which a semi erect penis is inserted in the direction of female genitalia, but for whatever reason it cannot be determined whether the penis has actually entered the vagina, or whether it is merely wedged between the purgatory that is the butt cheek - vagina junction. Until it is observed, the penetration is both occurring and not occurring at the same time, a state commonly referred to as cocktum superposition.
I was so drunk last night, I wasn't sure if it was in for five minutes! It was a real Brodinger's Cunt.