teabag

To insert ones hairy balls into what is usually a memeber of the opposite sex, sometimes, if the person is a homo, they will insert it into someone of the same sex.

Petey teabagged Veronica so bad, she choked and died on his peubic hair.

by bajrah December 28, 2005

teabag

When the testicals of a man slap the chin of a person giving him head.

*smack smack smack*


"Garblegarblewahwah?"


*smack smack smack*


"Yeah, baby you're doing great."

*smack smack smack*

by Amber April 22, 2005

teabag

Performing a dunk during a basketball game within close proximity of a defender such that near the apex of your jump you are able to spread your legs and place your scrotum near or on the defender's face.

EX1. Damn that dunk was nasty; fool got teabagged!
EX2. For Shawn Bradley to be so huge he sure gets teabagged alot!
EX3. Yao needs to get a mean streak and stop letting smaller players teabag him.

by 0xfefe July 3, 2005

teabag

After killing your enemy you violently couch in their face and bend up and down.

I killed a guy and teabaged him.

by matchbox May 12, 2014

teabag

A little bag that contains tea that will soon turn into some delicious liquid. Definitely not something sexual. Stay holy kids

Hand me a teabag, I’m sick.

by anasp!! February 3, 2020

teabag

the act of masturbating whilst taking a dump. the two must be done simultaneously

aamir's toilet smelt bad after he did a teabag

by sha333 May 23, 2010

teabag

Verb - the act of slapping some unfortunate soul around the face with one's balls, hopefully resulting in an incomparable shriek of horror from the victim.

That's it, you're in for a teabaggin' now, mum!

or

Do you like teabags? You do? Excellent...

by JRussellH May 22, 2006