going to jail 

Normally used when the subject is jailbait but has other uses, like when a particularly bad idea is suggested.

Gwen: Be warned, I was the oldest person at the Mae show last time.
Christopher: Woohoo! Goin' to jail!

gMan: Hey, let's go smoke bowls in front of the police station.
Killa: Aw hell, goin' to jail!

going to jail by killa cam July 18, 2004

I’m going to jail 

When seeing a fit women or a minor you shout I’m going to jail meaning you are going to rape the female and go to jail

Oh damn I’m going to jail (Sees a fit young child)

I’m going to jail by Jailboy69 March 11, 2024

You goin to jail nah 

The iconic phrase said by a Cleveland bus driver right before he gave the hardest uppercut given to a female by an old man. This can be seen in the viral video "Cleveland bus driver vs. woman" which millions have already witnessed. The victim (a very annoying and troublesome passenger) described it as "being in mortal combat (LOL). This phrase is now used to suggest that an uppercut/ass whipping is about to be delivered by the person saying said phrase.

Guy one: That's why your girlfriend is a whore!
Guy two: You goin to jail nah!
*TIGER UPPERCUT*

You goin to jail nah by DoseOfTruth October 17, 2012