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Uncle I'd like to fuck.
Now that's an uilf!
Shut your fuckin' face uncle fucker!
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Ukelele I'd like to fuck.
Phwoar, check out the well tuned E String on that UILF. I wouldn't mind doing a bit of a George Fornby on that fecker!
uilf by Roger McTodger November 15, 2004
Uncle I'd like to fuck
Oh he isn't a dad so he can't be dilf.... He is an uncle🤔 Uilf
Uilf by Bluebanana# January 26, 2023
Ukrainian I'd like to fuck.
Applicable for both genders.
Bro, some uilf's just joined my class, I'm so excited!
Uilf by AlbertDankShtain March 14, 2022
1: hey have you seen Hitler?
2: yeah he's a totally hot üilf
üilf by LarryHunzel August 18, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026