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Jack's Magic Beanstalk 

An erect penis. Made famous by Jonathon Moxon in Varsity Blues.
Friend 1: I wonder what another word for an erection is?

Friend 2: How about Jack's Magic Beanstalk?

Magic Jack 

The art of performing oral sex or a hand-job to sleeping man without causing him to wake. A proper magic jack should involve clean-up as well, leaving the reciepient all but unknowing of the night's transgressions.
I woke up feeling great this morning, even after 16 Budweisers and a handle of Beam. On cloud nine all day, couldn't figure it out. Then my girl told me she magic jacked me after I passed out last night! Mystery solved!
Magic Jack by Beatsauce June 5, 2009

Reverse Magic Jack 

The Reverse Magic Jack is akin to the Magic Jack, but whereas the Magic Jack involves a guy getting his unit worked whilst he is unconscious, in the Reverse Magic Jack, the Jackee enlists the help of an unconscious Jacker to stroke his unit for him.
John awoke with a nice stiffie, but his girl was fast asleep. Rather than beat his own meat, John guided her hand into position, and Reverse Magic Jack happiness ensued.
Reverse Magic Jack by 165er February 23, 2014

Magic jack 

Masturbating in a 40 year old overflowing, shit piled high beyond seat rim, outhouse without puking.
After being in the woods for a week with only straight men and Mormons he had to go magic jack.
Magic jack by Jbondage069 May 19, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026