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drunk shaming

An entertaining activity whose purpose is to humiliate the victim for being the out-of-control drunkard that he/she is. The victim must be a person who has passed out drunk with his/her shoes still on. This person is fair game for many types of "shaming", such as being written on with Sharpies, being duct-taped, and having a bunch of shit piled on top of him/her. This has become a common practice in colleges throughout America.
Joe woke up just in time for his big job interview with a raging headache and the taste of alcohol lingering in his mouth. As he came to he realized he had been a victim of some serious drunk shaming. He found himself under a pile of all of his clothes, his TV, his computer, his bike, about 100 beer bottles, and his two cats. He managed to get the Sharpie drawings off his face, but he missed the big drawing of a cock and balls on the back of his neck. Unfortunately, his boss didn't.
drunk shaming by Nick D July 12, 2004
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Drunk Shaming

Drunk shaming is a complex ritual wherein a person who passes out with his or her shoes on, while drinking heavily with others, is bodily modified. This modification can take the form of having ones eyebrows or head shaved, face and/or body written on, or any number of everyday objects piled atop one's passed out body. Drunk shaming often focuses on sexual innuendo, so pictures of cocks on faces and other parts of the body are common in male and female victims of drunk shaming.

While some have suggested that drunk shaming is a cultural ritual aimed at ridiculing those who drink too much, it is in fact a bacchanalian celebration of rampant inebriation.
Dude, I'm not sure exactly what happened, but I woke up the next morning half naked with 'BALLS' written on my forehead and duct tape covering my hair. It freaking hurt to pull off! It was like the worst case of drunk shaming ever.
Drunk Shaming by metaspencer October 25, 2013

Drink Shaming 

When ordering a drink at a bar or from a waiter/waitress and you are shamed for your order because it doesn't fit the social norm.
"I would like to order a fruity beer please"...."isn't that what a sorority girl would order?"
"Hey man! Why are you Drink Shaming me? I happen to like a cold Ruby!"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026