lorde

A colloquial term for jizz, cum, semen, etc.

Guy 1: "Hey man, did you see Thor last night."

Guy 2: "Ya bro, Natalie Portman was so hot."

Guy 1: "I know, I was lordeing all over the place!"

Guy 2: "Ugh. I hate it when my lorde gets on the furniture. Such a pain to get out."

by MontyFaigen1 December 15, 2013

lorde

16 year old indie singer from New Zealand. SLAYIN

wow lorde is so much better than miley cyrus

by ughidkjustletmeposthtis October 2, 2013

Lorde

A geologist from south park colorado

I am lorde ya ya ya

by ThAtS iGnOrAnT December 23, 2020

Lorde

Lorde is a 22-year-old pop/indie singer from New Zealand. Best known for her hit singles like 'Royals', 'Team' and 'Green Light'.

person 1: Hey, have you listened to Lorde's new album?

person 2: not yet!

peron 1: you need to.

by awhoreforharrystyles March 7, 2019

Lorde

One day, a 45-year old geologist from South Park, Colorado, decided to enter the women's bathroom at work. In there, he realised he had a knack for singing/writing songs, and decided to adapt an alternative on-stage persona, as a 17-year old girl. The result, is Lorde. The rest, is history.

Dude 1: Dude I totally jacked off to Lorde's performance last night.
Dude 2: Dude...you know it's actually a 45-year old dude?
Dude 1: Yea right, and Tupac is still alive, right?
Tupac: Haha, you gay son.

by Demonjizz May 1, 2016

Lorde

an 18 year old singer-songwriter from New Zealand who is a slaystress

LORDE STOP SLAYING MY LIFE

by trusame October 27, 2015

Be the lord

Exclamatory Irish phrase originating in Wexico, meaning "Ah here!", "Jesus!" or "Oh dear."

"Be the lord lads the weather's gettin' awful bad."

by shero_2 May 7, 2013