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cock cruncher 

Someone who loves sucking a good dick here and there and does a damn good job at it
You know Kayla? Damn she's a cock cruncher!!
cock cruncher by Graffikul July 3, 2005

cock cruncher 

When a woman's vaginal muscles are so powerful, that after a man has finished inside her, his penis head, when removed has turned purple.
Damn, that dirty bitch I met down the docks has one crazy snapper. What a cock cruncher!
cock cruncher by Jimbo Magee September 28, 2007

crunchy cock 

A cock that you bite into if you don't like the size of it cause he's a faggot
Joey : can i have a blow job
Captain falcon : no cause you have a crunchy cock
crunchy cock by Mark 1795 August 20, 2017

Cockscrunch 

-damn that cockscrunch looking kinda tasty 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏πŸ₯΅

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Cockscrunch by Cum_Boy911 May 11, 2022

Cockcrunch

A person, place or thing that crunches cock.
If a person crunches your cock, he/she would be considered a cockcrunch.
Cockcrunch by Cpu0 August 17, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026