Festus 

A very romantic guy that'll give you the best in life.
He is sweet and caring
Sometimes egoistic
Festus usually has lots of girls swarming around him, but he has a distinct taste in women

Who's that perfect guy, oh! That's Festus

Festus by Princekodaf February 7, 2019

festus 

Worst deputy ever. Call him fetus a lot to make him mad

Festus:booty twerk

Person one:go away fetus

festus by Dirty harriettt January 14, 2014

festus 

penguin ass nigga. he ask a lot of questions. he also wears a lot of suits. double breasted ones.

I was with Festus and before we had sex, he asked me how cold I was today.

festus by drakespubichair February 21, 2020

Festus 

Best man ever

Biggest dick in town he is Festus

Festus by Tim Burnout October 10, 2022

festus 

A dangerous man that wears black forces and steals peoples tires and takes your tvs

dam it i got my tv stolen. 'it must have been a festus'

festus by George1010101 November 14, 2019

festus 

Quivering pile of festering organic mass.

For three days, I mean for three days Master Shake ate off of Ole' Drippy, starting with his head. He was a living festus and Shake ate Ole' Drippy's head.

festus by Special Brownie_4 December 30, 2015

Uncle Festus 

A man that can usually be found trying to lure young children into his van with the use of tasty treats.

Child 1: "Hey look there's the ice cream truck!"

Child 2: "That's no ice cream truck, its just Uncle Festus making the daily child pickup"

Uncle Festus by Sosababy3hunna September 21, 2015