1. (Verb) To give an misogynistic, borderline-hysterical political performance for the benefit of a legislative body and/or a
well-connected sexual predator.
2. (Noun) A sniveling, closeted
Republican hack from South
Carolina.
1. "Jerry's speech at the town meeting sure was over-the-
top -- what kind of a person argues AGAINST
18 U.S.C. § 2250 (Failure to register)? Someone there should tell him there's no point in Lindsey Graham Cracker-ing federal law!"
2.
New cadets at the Citadel beware: often, older men claiming to offer "special mentorship" and invitations off campus to drink
mint juleps are nothing more than Lindsey Graham Crackers lying in wait.